There are more escalators in a department store than this U.S. state

Your average department store has at least three escalators–one to the basement, one to the second floor, and one to the third floor.  But in this state, it’s easier to find a congressman than an escalator.   

don’t look dow–AUGHHHHHH!

They’re also one of the handful of states that has such a small population that they have more Senators than Representatives (just 1 Representative).

With that small population and flat land, it may not come as a surprise that Wyoming has only two escalators in the entire state. One at Casper Bank…the other at another Casper bank.

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what they consider entertainment in Wyoming

There’s a method to the madness in the Land Without Moving Stairs.

“[I]n the Great Out West, I think land is probably cheaper,” a Sheridan City Planning official told Garber. “So rather than build up, ‘we spread out’.”

Add “Wyoming Escalator Salesman” to your list of BS pickup line job titles.

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