What was the weirdest class you had in college?
For this year’s Harvard kids, I’m gonna go with the one that teaches you how to be distinguished and classy and…
Nope, I’m not trolling your fanny fantasies.
Naturally, I’m curious about the details of why, where, when, how (and a miscellany of other interrogative articles they haven’t even invented yet) this class came into existence at Harvard. Not just “why at an institution like Harvard?” But why at all? I feel like we don’t even have to try too hard to find a pretty thorough tutorial of this online. Even if it does mean your computer might contract AIDS in the process. So why a college level explanache? Why do I need to take notes from Dr. Dong-in-derriere (sounds French, actually, if you say it fast) and his vast wealth of experience? Is it really that difficult?
(Yes, darling That’s the idea. That’s why we use Vaselin-… Wait. Did you mean “challenging”?)
Let’s see what the salacious layout comprises:
*Word to the wise, add “Harvard” to your Google search before looking up “Anal 101”.
Per Askmen.com:
‘Anal Sex 101’ is being offered to Ivy Leaguers as part of the school’s 4th annual Sex Week. According to organizers, the yearly initiative is, “a week of programming that is interdisciplinary, thought-provoking, scholastic, innovative and applicable to student experiences in order to promote a holistic understanding of sex and sexuality.” According to Sex Week’s website, specific topics that will be covered in the class include anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders, how to talk about it with a partner, basic preparation, hygiene, safer sex and anal penetration for beginners.
Ah, so it’s not a whole semester long lesson??
I suppose that’s good, I guess. Because first – there’s only so far you can venture into rear ramming before things get boring. And also because nothing would suck more for a dude than trying to hook up with a nice cardigan donning Mormon chick when he gets cock blocked by his own class he’s diligently studying for. I can see the conv-bro-sation now:
“So, dude, she came over – and then she suddenly left for no reason. Then, after she did, I saw my Anal 101 text sitting on my couch right were she’d been sitting.”
“Way to sphincter own battle ship, man!”
(In da bum…tiss!)