Ever just strip down, catch a glance of yourself in the mirror and say the following: “This body is awesome. I should share it with my sexy friend who I trust for some stupid reason. Via selfie.” …? Unless you subsequently put back on at least a towel or strategically covered the bits society would…
Category: BlindBullets
Why dudes hate showering less than femmes.
Hate cleaning your body? Admittedly – yes. But only shower time and only the getting in and out part. Really, it’s more of a love-hate relache (up there with ASMR and Pharrell) because being under the warm stream of water is magnificent. And going from sweaty stubbly moss body to squeaky clean makes the difference…
Peen size: You must be this short to ride this ride.
“I don’t need dick in my back after sex.” Oh, man. I’m trying my hardest to get through this whole video without cry-laughing so that I can share how great it is with you. But, as with everything that ends up on WorldStar, I’m having a significant amount of trouble doing that. I can’t. Here…
Ivy league Anal 101
What was the weirdest class you had in college? For this year’s Harvard kids, I’m gonna go with the one that teaches you how to be distinguished and classy and… Nope, I’m not trolling your fanny fantasies. Naturally, I’m curious about the details of why, where, when, how (and a miscellany of other interrogative articles…
What would YOU like to drink? From these boobs?
Remember that story about the truck boobs? The one I literally just wrote? Where the ad company just wanted to see how much attention boobs would attract? But they didn’t put an actual ad on it? Even though I went out of my way to say how great the whole debacle could have been for…
People who found things where they shouldn’t’ve
Should we make this a thing now? I feel like we should make this a thing now: “People who found things in places you should never find such things…” We can work on the title. But for now, we’ll just work with what we’ve got. And this week, we’ve got three. Three things you should…
Reclaiming the term “cock block”: male birth control’s on its way
I don’t disagree. Does anyone disagree with this? No? Good. ‘cause science has found a way. Or… at least it’s almost found a way. I know, I know – they’ve been saying that they’ve “almost” concocted their dude catered anti-zygotic remedy for ages now. Sexist to put all the power in your potential co-creators’ hands…
Bachelorettes want GQ butlers, not banana hammocks.
Guys like glittery strippery looking ladies. That’s because it’s a sexy visual association with that biological urge to spread their seed. And chicks like a GQ looking dudes – ’cause sharply dressed signifies they’ll either bring home the bread-loaf – or at least won’t be a loafer. Put either of these humans in their outta…
Dude documented wife’s sexcuses in Excel like a tab .___.
And now, in news that makes me feel vicariously dirty, I present to you: Sex spreadsheets! This piece showed up in my newsfeed and made me kinda want to take a second shower. Apparently the new trend is that dudes are making spreadsheets (in between discussing their plans to steal fractions of pennies using a…
Hate Hacks: Bitch-quivalents For Men
So, I got lost in this dude’s blog recently. I mean, a lot of people seem to hate him, which makes for interesting reading. While I don’t agree with all he says, I sure love the cerebral ruminations (and comments) some of his posts induce – like this one on what possible pieces of language…