Apparently, in Sweden, being too buff is a crime:
Police in Malmö, southern Sweden, asked the muscly man on the street if he had been taking performance enhancing drugs.
The man evaded the questions, prompting police to search his apartment.
Aren’t you glad you live in America, when you can be as buff as you want without police hassling you?
However, it turns out Swedish cops are pretty damn smart:
There, police found nearly 20,000 pills of various kinds and multiple bottles containing performance enhancing drugs, local paper Skånska Dagbladet reported.
Woah.
That, um…that escalated quickly.
The man has confessed to using several of the compounds, but claimed he had never intended to sell them. However, 150,000 kronor ($21,000) in cash and packaging materials in the apartment led the court to believe otherwise.
Look, if you’re going to sell steroids (note: I’m not endorsing that you sell steroids, if you want to shrink your balls though, far be it from be to stop you) and you’ve been caught, what do you have to gain by lying about them?
i just like to, erm, mix my own flu shots
So how did they find this guy again?
According to the fuzz, they thought he looked “unusually large”.
Are there no bodybuilders in Sweden, or is there a high IQ test to becoming a Swedish cop?
